Thursday, February 7, 2008

I don't like to brag

But facts are facts. Consider:

10:50 AM - Mighty Cthulhu declares presidential candidacy on campaign blog.
12:15 PM - The Romney drops out of presidential race.

Coincidence? I don't think so. The Romney may rule his own planet one day, but he's far from evil enough to compete with an awakened ancient starspawn, right here, right now.

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